My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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