just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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