do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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