Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
