Christians are straight up FREAKS
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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