Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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