i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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