whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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