Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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