Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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