went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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