her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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