I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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