Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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