Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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