I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
