I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
