My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize