Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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