I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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