Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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