what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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