Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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