I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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