I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?