So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize