I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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