sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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