Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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