i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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