Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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