she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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