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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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