dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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