hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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