Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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