It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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