she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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