Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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