it's like iHOP with fire
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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I forgot wine drunk hurts
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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