But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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