Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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