Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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