Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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