The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
home. puking in laundry basket.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.