i don't like sucking hair
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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