Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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