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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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