You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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