Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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