let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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